Saturday, April 5, 2008


Revelations 8:11 (KJV) -- And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.

I'm not a scholar of Revelations. But I'm pretty sure this (link may be NSFW depending on WYW) counts as evidence of the end times*. Quotes from the review:
The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points...

According to the Japanese text on the box "Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing." What we say is that virtual peeing is damn fun!

Up to two players can compete with dueling pee streams.

Wow. Just... wow.

*Note to readers with no sense of humor nor of irony: I don't actually think this.

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