Best Gary Gygax eulogy stuff
16 Gary Gygax Jokes we better not catch you making
- “Quick! Someone cast Raise Dead!”
- “Don’t worry – he’s just playtesting the Astral Plane for the next edition.”
- “He’s gone the way of Star Frontiers.”
- “Analysts warn of a free-fall in Mountain Dew futures.”
- “In the next town, you meet a stranger named Barry Bygax.”
- “Now who will lead our young people to Satan?”
- “With his last breath, he cursed the name of Marlon Wayans.”
- “I wonder how they’ll divide up his XP.”
- “Pallbearers, make a Bend Bars/Lift Gates roll.”
- “At least he didn’t live to see Disney’s Greyhawk On Ice.”
- “Lorraine Williams is behind this somehow, I just know it.”
- “The worlds of adventure gaming, fantasy fandom, and van painting will never be the same.”
- “When I heard, I cried 2d10 tears.”
- “Is there anything in the will about electrum?”
- “Heart condition? Wow, I always thought it’d be owlbears that got him.”
- “Suddenly, nobody in Heaven wants to hang out with Marilyn Monroe on Friday night.”
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