Comments on: Now taking applications for new zodiac signs

By: swagata

swagata — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 09:31:39 +0000

Hi,

Seriously funny. Not a fan of the current zodiacs myself, I would be the ‘dragon who eats flies’! I love dragon flies but this would be cool

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:51:26 +0000

Thank you, killing bed bugs. But we have already considered creating a new zodiac where all the old signs remain the same. It seemed, somehow, less… novel. On the plus side, however, there are already gobs of cheap jewelry, tattoo designs, lunchboxes, etc. with the previous zodiac. So, perhaps, we could do a new zodiac where the signs are the same as before, but with some additional bonus character, flavor, etc. So, like, instead of just “Aries, The Ram,” we could have, “Aries, The Ram and His Life Partner Niles, the Other Ram.” Going on to:

Taurus, the Bull Shaped Armoire
Gemini, the Flatulent Twins
Still the Bitch Cancer
Wailin’ Leo, Blues Lion
The Virgo Experience
Libra, Libra, Libra!
Scorpio, the Lady’s Scorpion
Saggitari-what-you-talkin’-about-Willus?
Cherry Capricorn
Mr. Aquarius, Demigod Plumber to the Stars
Pisces THIS!

By: killing bed bugs

killing bed bugs — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:35:29 +0000

Hi The Zodiac is made up of 12 different sun signs. Your date of birth determines which one you are. Aries – March 21 – April 20 ,Taurus – April 21 – May 21, Gemini – May 22 – June 21, Cancer – June 22 – July 22 ,Leo – July 23 -August 21 , Virgo – August 22 – September 23, Libra – September 24 – October 23 , Scorpio – October 24 – November 22 , Sagittarius – November 23 – December 22 ,Capricorn – December 23 – January 20 , Aquarius – January 21 – February 19 and Pisces – February 20- March 20. Thank you

By: JB

JB — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:47:23 +0000

The Witch
The Wicked Witch
The Not-Terribly-Wicked-Actually-Secretly-Pretty-Sweet Witch
Wombat
No Shirt No Shoes No Service
Fnord