It’s been a long time. But I just don’t have anything to say. Which is about the least interesting way to start a blog post I can think of.
I mean… I have things I *could* say, certainly…
1) I’m currently more than annoyed with people who read/write text messages during movies. Noise is bad, yes… so we turn off our phone ringers and don’t take calls during the show. Right? Right. We’ve had that down since about 1998. Now people are doing the IM or email or texting thing during movies, and the bluish-white glow of their iPhones and Pocket PCs is just as friggin’ annoying as hearing a phone ring. If you have to haul out your dang device during the film, hold it in your lap so that the rest of the theater can’t see it. And if you get a message that you must respond to… leave. It’s only about an hour-and-a-half. Give us a breat and get out of your own ego-space long enough to enjoy the film.Â I mean, geez. I saw a teenage girl read and reply six times during one show last month. And every time, she held the phone up at eye level, so that everyone behind her could be distracted. I finally asked her to stop, as it was totally pissing me off. She didn’t, and so I beat her to death with my shoe.
2) I think that Time Warner, our cable company, must be training their field repair folks in commiseration skills. We’ve had our DVR break twice in the last month, both times requiring a guy to come out. And both times, when we complained about various elements of the service, the techs joined right in. “Yeah… the new software isn’t as good as the old stuff. We hear that all the time. I use the service, and it makes me crazy, too.” And… “No, these boxes aren’t great. They’re going to upgrade to new hardware sometime next year, and I can’t wait. We get so many problems with these.” Etc. One of the first things they teach you in customer care training is the power of the words, “I understand.” Upset customers, before anything else, want you to admit that they are not crazy, and that there might be a reason why you feel the way you do. They do *not* want to be questioned, harangued or taught a lesson. So, “I understand [fill in the blank]” is a great way to move things forward. These guys have taken this technique to a new level, though. They’ve gone beyond understanding, to joining in. It’s as if they’ve aligned themselves with us — all us folks being put out — against the Big Bad Company. The one that they work for. They aren’t representatives of Time Warner any more, but some kind of moles. They are our spies in the Big House. I got to say… it works. They were nice guys, did what they could, and I felt like they were on “our side.” Weird.
4) Not thrilled with the animated “Clone Wars” movie. It was OK for an animated sci-fi movie… but I expect more from Star Wars. Not sure why. Episode One made me doubt the existence of a benevolent God.
5) Have an idea for a YA fantasy series. Don’t want to talk about it here. Oops. Just did. My bad. If you want to help me get it out of my head and on paper, let me know. I find that I need at least one person to talk about this stuff with or I just let it stew for… well… forever (see: three previous attempts at novel writing, all stuck between 70 and 130 pages).
6) Overheard three “nice old ladies” talking politics at Bob Evans last night while eating with the boy. At one point, one of them said that they wouldn’t vote for Obama because he was going to “take away everyone’s guns.” A friend of hers had told her that part of Obama’s presidential platform involved the revocation of fifth ammendment (I assume she meant second). The current president already having played loose and free with the fifth, I can see why she might be worried about the second. I can’t find anything on line, even on the crazy-right sites, indicating that Obama has any dread plans for our right to bear arms. On conversations such as this, in states like Ohio, hangs the fate of nations.
7) Got a new chair for the home office. Nice.
That’s it. Like I said…