If you’ve never been active on a bulletin board (especially one related to games), you will find these to be random, silly, obnoxious, foul and pointless. If you have been active on a board, you will find them random, silly, obnoxious, foul, hysterical and on-the-money.
Many, many kudos for the first (that I’m aware of) anthropomorphizing of a captcha.
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
The sequel
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